21 Dad Jokes About Weed
So bad and yet so good, dad jokes are a staple of dad culture.
And whether they laugh or groan, as long as you get a reaction from your bratty kids that can’t seem to lift their attention from their screens, your job here is done.
But dads, you deserve a little one-liner humor that you can enjoy away from the kids. So here are some dad jokes about weed.
Join the cannabis movement, it’s a joint effort.
Police Officer: “How high are you?”
Stoner: “No officer, it’s ‘Hi, how are you?’”
I bought some shoes from a black market drug dealer… I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
Q: Why couldn’t the lifeguard save the hippie?
A: He was too far out, man!
Next time you’re in an argument, just smoke some weed, because then you’ll take the high road.
Q: What do you call a pothead with two spliffs?
A: Double jointed.
If you smoke weed before you gamble, the stakes are even higher.
Did you hear about the guitar that got baked? It was highly strung…
Q: What do you get when you eat cannabis?
A: A pot belly.
Q: How do fish get high?
Q: What did the Southerner say when she got skipped in the smoking circle?
A: What in rotation!?
Q: Why is the roach clip called a roach clip?
A: Because pot holder was taken.
Wife: Want a bowl for breakfast?
Husband: Are you asking me if I want to wake-n-bake?!
Wife: Chill, I was just asking if you wanted cereal.
Q: What did the stoner farmer say to his cows?
A: 420 graze it.
I smoked weed two nights in a row… I guess you could say I’m on a roll.
Are you a drug, ‘cause I marijuana take you home with me tonight.
Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?
A: Han So-High
The profits in the cannabis industry are higher than ever!
Q: What did the stoner at the party say before the cops came?
A: Let’s blow this joint!
The guys in Pineapple Express really were best buds.
Mary had a little gram, her trich’s were white as snow.
Ah, dad jokes. Whether you love em or hate em, they’re best delivered by a middle-aged dorky dad.
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