27 Weed Quotes Perfect For Your Next Instagram Caption

What’s more important than alerting everyone you’ve ever met that you’re having eggs for breakfast? The caption you accompany the pic of your eggs with, of course!

We have the perfect weed quotes for every occasion so that your IG page shines. And that’s what really matters in life.

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 “Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.” –Bob Marley

For when you want to be fake-deep and make all of your alcoholic friends feel bad about themselves.

“A friend with weed is a friend indeed.”

For when you want to hint to your friends that you’re all out of weed and need some help with that.

“That’s not a drug. It’s a leaf.” –Arnold Schwarzenegger

For when you want to show all of your friends how insightful you are.

 “Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.”

For when you’re a real one.

“When I was a kid, I inhaled frequently. That was the point.” – Barack Obama

For when you want to throw shade at Bill Clinton.

“God made weed. God made beer. In God we trust.”

For when you’re feeling spiritual.

“I used to hope that you’d bring me flowers. Now I plant my own. Grow on my own.”

For when you’re trying to show your toxic ex that you DGAF about them anymore.

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“Smoke good, fuck better, count money, what’s better?”

For when you want to convince the people you went to high school with that you’re super successful now.

“Under the influence, above the ignorance.”

For when you want to post that one sweet pic of you blowing a smoke ring.

“You can’t complain when you’ve got Mary Jane.”

For when you’re an aspiring rapper.

“Can’t cope? Don’t mope. There’s hope! Smoke dope.”

For when you’re still trying to be a rapper and you didn’t get enough likes on your last post.

 “Bad girls and good weed.”

For when you’re an actual hot girl, or you’re a dude trying to convince your friends that you get laid.

“Pass blunts, not judgment.”

For when you don’t care about anti-cannabis propaganda and you’re not afraid to live your own damn life.

“Keep blazing and stay amazing!”

For when you wear Uggs and love pumpkin spice lattes.

“4/20 is national weed day, and 4/21 is national random drug test day.”

For when you’re a narc.

“I’m sorry my weed is so loud I can’t hear your bullshit.”

For when you’re feeling apologetic.

“I’m sorry for my bluntness, but that’s just how I roll.”

For when you’re a straight up G.

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“I’m too busy working on my grass to notice if yours is greener.”

For when you’re feeling petty and want to post something passive aggressive about the one person you’re pissed at instead of actually talking to them.

“I like big blunts and I cannot lie.”

Well, who doesn’t?!

“Today’s good mood is sponsored by weed!”

For when you’re a funny mother f*cker and everyone knows it.

“Smoking weed doesn’t make me a bad person just like you going to church doesn’t make you a good person.”

For when you want to piss off your parents.

“Don’t panic, it’s organic.”

For when you want to post a pic of you smoking a joint while doing acro-yoga at the granola festival.

“Alcohol and marijuana, if used in moderation, plus loud, usually low-class music, make stress and boredom infinitely more bearable.” – Kurt Vonnegut

When you’re a fan of classic American literature.

“Cannabis is an exit drug.”

For when you’ve seen first-hand that cannabis can help people stop abusing alcohol, opioids, and prescription pain killers.

“The biggest killer on the planet is stress, and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis.” – Willie Nelson

For when you work a high-stress job and you’re not afraid to share how you cope (you go, Glen Coco).

“Weed can turn strangers into best friends.”

For when you’re sharing an appreciation post about your BFF and smoking buddy.

“Smoking helped put me in touch with the realm of the senses.” – Hugh Hefner

For when you just went to Kolas and you’re ready to Elevate Your Senses.

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If you use any of these weed quotes, even better!

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